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wSaturday, January 12, 2002


I'm trying to figure out how to do "We Will Rock You."



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I've seen The Omen five times and Sam Walton isn't in it.

Such muddied thinking you find on the web these days.



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wFriday, January 11, 2002


This is the sort of thing that makes me want to learn to use Flash.

Luckily, my innate sense of sloth keeps getting in the way.



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I dunno. On the one hand, anything that results in more sex is probably a good thing. On the other, they seem to believe in tantra and magic-spelled-with-a-"k" and that sort of thing, which is wankery in both senses of the word.

Then again, I don't have a webcam, so it's a moot point.

(Telling fact: my first self-disqualification came with the lack of a webcam.)



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Brought to you by the good folks at Filmwise, also worth checking out purely on its own merit.



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Proof that some people don't know when to fold 'em.



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Now this is what art should be like.

No, really. It's not a games site. Trust me, click on the link. It's fun.

No, it's not a goddamn games site.



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I scored 27 out of 30, for those wondering.



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wThursday, January 10, 2002


Reasonably better-than-average online comic strip, fairly absurdist, more ambitious than your craptastic "Penny Arcade"-type strips.

Also, it has a killer robot.



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Jesus.

And I thought this site was pointless.



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GOOD WILL HUNTING

Matt Damon: I'm smart, but so what? Let's start fights and pick up chicks.
Robin Williams: If you push people away, they can't be close to you.
Matt Damon: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)

THE END



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The Lego fan community online. Lots of neat things. Also lots of obsessive things, like people who build entire '57 Chevrolets out of Legos.

I'm not sure whether that level of dedication is impressive or terrifying.



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wTuesday, January 08, 2002


I wonder if they make toilet paper.



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When did crack become a joke catchphrase, anyway? Was it 1997? 1995, when Norm McDonald's "crack whore" jokes on SNL were fresh?

I'm serious. I wanna know.



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This sort of shit bugs me.

This is pandering. Pure pandering. This is lifestyle commerce. This is a store that sells you the same crap you can get easily elsewhere - but if you buy it there, you're branded elite-geek. (Just as if you shopped at Barney's in New York, rather than a less elite place, you would be branded hip.)

The whole "geek movement" thing has been getting under my nerves for ages to begin with, but this just ticks me off.

On a related note, after ages of wanting one, I finally realized I in no way need a PDA today. I gave it some serious thought and started listing off the things I could do with a PDA:

1.) Personal organizer/appointment book. I've tried so many times to use one. I have never succeeded. And really, I don't want to.

2.) Phone number guide. This is useful, I suppose, but I much prefer my system of writing down numbers on scraps of paper. It's self-prioritizing. If the number is important to me, then I keep the scrap of paper handy. If it is not, I lose the scrap of paper and save much time by not talking to them.

3.) Various connectivity stuff. Nobody ever calls me anyway. And besides, even when they do, I like that I can go out for a walk without having people call me or email me and interrupt my walk. (This is why I have no cellphone. If I'm ever in a plane being crashed by terrorists, my family and friends already know.)

4.) Cached webpages for reading. They're called "newspapers." I prefer the smell of newsprint anyway.

5.) Palmtop Doom and similar. If I want to play portable games, I'll get a Game Boy Advance instead so I can play Super Mario Kart.



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wMonday, January 07, 2002


Interesting idea - submit designs and the best ones get printed.

And I must admit, I want the Destroy Nifkin shirt.



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The moral of the story: human misery is far more addictive than cute little Flash games.



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A must-read. I don't often say any link I post is a must-read, but this one is. And how.

What are you waiting for? Read the damn thing already!



posted by Christopher Bird at 12:19 PM


wSunday, January 06, 2002


Excerpts from the novel "Making Scenes" by Adrienne Eisen.

Interesting read, interesting preparation. I'm not too sure about the quality of the actual novel, but this thingy made me want to read it, so props to whoever came up with the brand new marketing method.



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I gotta admit, this beats the crap out of the condiment packet museum I visited last week.

I only wish I was joking about that.

Why can't these people just obsess over Star Trek so I can categorize them more efficiently?



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"in a three weekend tournament of
board games with clear bubble dice agitators
at high stakes experimental gambling
the free-associationists and the Dutch"



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It's actually a pretty fun game. But I need to find some decent cardstock for it now.

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How awfully romantic of me to post this.

No, really.



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