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wSaturday, January 05, 2002




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Oh my god, he EXPOSED YOUNG TEENS TO OPINIONS!



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No, not the seafood. That's ab-ba-loan-ee. This is ab-ba-loan. Very simple game, but aalso very deep. (I own the board game version.)



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wFriday, January 04, 2002




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There are more informative sex-ed sites, but this one has kitsch value.

Also, she doubles as "Knockers the Clown."



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Back away slowly. Nothing to see here.



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""So what I'm saying is don't you feel your life is an endless, meaningless parade of preparing meals for ungratfeful children and a distant, unspeaking spouse?"

Dysfunctional Family Circus Archive


Technically this isn't supposed to still be up, so don't tell everybody.



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Definitely one of those "why didn't I think of this first" moments.



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wThursday, January 03, 2002



Barry Ween is a tres cool comic.

Note to Jiff - the third series has lots and lots of monkeys!



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'Will and Grace is my favorite show EVER!'


Dan's Guide to Mackin' Chicks


"Only the fool confuses braggadocio with boldness." -- Machiavelli



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There are weirder hobbies than this.

I can't think of many, but there must be weirder hobbies than this.


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I figure that's enough that one of them will completely addict you so you can curse my name or similar.



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wWednesday, January 02, 2002


Quote of yesterday, incidentally, courtesy of Bradford on MuchMusic:

"And here at number 57, it's S Club 7 with "Don't Stop Movin'"! Don't look at me like that! Some of you must have voted for them!"

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Apparently, Jennifer Lopez is a prima donna! Never would have figured!

Also, she likes matchboxtwenty, and that is truly cause for scorn. The whole demanding fresh fruit and an entirely-white dressing room thing, that's just kind of sad, but matchboxtwenty?

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Not the greatest of Flash games, but hey, it's Banzai!


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wMonday, December 31, 2001


'Hi there. I'm Ziggy Marley, here with Rick the Temp, Master T and a dried-up Steve Anthony.'


FUN WITH GOOGLE!

Steven hungry keyboard!



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From The Guardian in London:

Now, for the first time, a systematic independent study has been carried out into civilian casualties in Afghanistan by Marc Herold, a US economics professor at the University of New Hampshire. Based on corroborated reports from aid agencies, the UN, eyewitnesses, TV stations, newspapers and news agencies around the world, Herold estimates that at least 3,767 civilians were killed by US bombs between October 7 and December 10. That is an average of 62 innocent deaths a day - and an even higher figure than the 3,234 now thought to have been killed in New York and Washington on September 11.

Of course, Herold's total is only an estimate. But what is impressive about his work is not only the meticulous cross-checking, but the conservative assumptions he applies to each reported incident. The figure does not include those who died later of bomb injuries; nor those killed in the past 10 days; nor those who have died from cold and hunger because of the interruption of aid supplies or because they were forced to become refugees by the bombardment. It does not include military deaths (estimated by some analysts, partly on the basis of previous experience of the effects of carpet-bombing, to be upwards of 10,000), or those prisoners who were slaughtered in Mazar-i-Sharif, Qala-i-Janghi, Kandahar airport and elsewhere.


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I don't want to dis the guy overly - I mean, any man who quotes Joseph Chilton Pearce on his webpage can't be a bad guy - but am I wrong in looking at him and thinking "stereotypical pretty boy?"

Maybe I'm just bitter from years of being mocked for my bowleggedness and glass eye.


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wSunday, December 30, 2001




posted by Christopher Bird at 8:08 PM


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Obligatory cool link: Building with Lego in Flash.

I am moderately irritated. I rebuilt the site from a provided template (got rid of what I didn't like, kept the rest) and it SHOULD work properly, but the archives aren't generating from the Javascript. (Admittedly, I know Java like I know - well, java, given that I don't drink coffee.) I can build archive links manually, natch, but man - this bites.

I'll take a whack at it later, and if anybody smarter than me in this area wants to look at the source and give me a hint, that's fine by me.



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Prototypical mad shout-out to Ted and Mark and company.


Now they can't say I never did them no favors.


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Count Floyd would be proud

FUN WITH GOOGLE!


Holiday truth champion!



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Kung Fu Chess is the coolest thing ever.



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Don't I look excessively coy? Oh my.


Odd thing I like to do: see if "amateur" porn sites are for real.. (Real meaning in this case "yes, these are actually amateur pornographers rather than the usual fifteenth-storefront-for-massive-porn-empire.com.") So here's "www.modeltexans.com" (I'm not going to link to it. I have standards. If you want to see it, cut-and-paste it yourself, you lazy perverted bastards) and I'm going through it and running it through the usual "is this real" questions out of curiosity. (No snickering. All the good stuff, as usual, is pay-only, and I have better things to do than masturbate to thumbnail JPGs.)

Okay. Let's begin.

1.) Does the site feature an improbable collection of pretty "teens" who "just love to show off how they fuck and suck"? Well, yes, obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be looking at it early in the morning. (Internet pornography is better than coffee, you know.)

2.) Do said "teens" look to be in their mid-twenties but with kiddie haircuts and maybe carrying lollipops or something? And here the answer's no, which is the first point of diversion. I mean, really, if I had a dollar for every popup porn site that had barely-dressed "girls" with giant lollipops in Sailor Moon outfits, I would be a rich, rich man and would have a servant to do this sort of thing for me.

3.) Does the site offer any proof of age for said "teens"? And this is interesting because this is the second point of diversion - the webmaster and head porn girl person actually scanned her ID card and put it up for all to see (although I'm not sure what the point of blurring her day of birth is when she's already let us all know she was born in January of 82). Now, obviously, it's dead easy to get fake ID. The question is whether or not a porn site would actually be so incredibly desperate for hits that they'd stoop so low as to fake it. (And the answer there is probably yes, given how bad things have gotten for the net-porn industry in general.)

I'm going to sit on the fence as to whether this one's another site that's just trying a new tactic to get the dirty old men to pay up - or not. There are arguments both for it being real (the site's porn girls all seem kind of skankily realistic, and for a porn site, I don't see a lot of the usual "cum-guzzling facials!" copy that you grow inured to after a month or so of the usual surfing) and for it being fake (for crissake, am I really supposed to believe that a bunch of high school girls in Texas have nothing better to do with their time than make porn for extra money? I mean, aren't Texans rich? If it was Missisippi, I could believe it more easily).

In any case, let me just say that the world, for better or worse, has come a long way since Jennicam was a major source or erotic thrills.



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I saved Silverman


THE WEB HATES US ALL


Today's subject: Amanda Peet



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The odd thing is that he has a set of custom-made Sesame Street Little People, but when I was a kid I had an entire set of Sesame Street Little People and some of the ones he made were in it. Weird.



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James Bond could drive one of these, I'm telling you


I think the main proof that I'm not exactly akin to the general populace is that most people seem to think these are dorky and I think they're the coolest things around.

Thank god I'm not in marketing. Also because I would hate being in marketing.

Although I must admit the smiling girl is cute.



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FUN WITH GOOGLE!


Tony stood up and left. As the Tower burned, he lit a cigarette from it. ALF did the same, as he walked away in defeat. Catherine stood alone in front of the ruined, fiery Tower. It was at that moment when she finally understood Buddhism.


sex Frigidaire hippopotamus!



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